
There’ is something about the ad business in general and Keller Crescent in particular that makes me want to not retire at any age.
“Geez, Pat, you’re 109, you have the body of an 18-year-old, you could pass for Brad Pitt, and some distant, distant, way-distant relative, apparently a tribal chief in Polynesia, was killed by a falling coconut and left you his island and a harem of thirty-seven. What about retirement?”
“Give me some time to mull it over. Another new piece of business just walked in the door begging us to take his account – he read many of our case histories about reenergizing major brands that had lost momentum. Once I got him to let go of my leg …”
Okay, none of the aforementioned is true other than what I said about the ad business in general and Keller Crescent in particular.







